For Sale

FOR SALE

Fully loaded 18 month old. Key features:

• Thick blonde hair and stunning blue eyes
• Contagious smile
• Healthy set of lungs
• Built-in 5:45am alarm system
• Unpredictable bed time (opportunity to train!)
• Self-employed Customer Greeting Consultant at Owatonna Clinic, WalMart, and HyVee
• Verbal skills include and are limited to "mama", "daddy", "woof woof", and "more"
• Exclusive diet of 2% milk and Quaker Oatmeal Squares cereal (although not together)
• Willing to help sweep and dust
• Kisses on demand
• Extensive grunting and pointing capabilities

Package deal includes:

• Education fund (with accrued interest)
• 1 month supply of size 4 diapers and wipes
• Lifetime supply of doozas (assorted colors)
• 18 month maintenance check
• New set of tires

Comes from very loving and fairly stable home; parents are at wits end. Additional pictures available upon request. Sorry - no warranties, refunds, or exchanges.

Brothers.

Caught on camera... Miles helping his baby brother. And Weston letting him!

Oh Miles...

Miles got a new book today -- hot off the shelf of the Kids Korner book fair. It's called Charlie the Ranch Dog and is super cute. Miles was excited to read it. I was excited to read it. Tanner was excited to read it! Westy was sleeping, but I'm sure he would have been excited too.

We snuggled up around 8pm, I turned on my best Charlie the Ranch Dog voice, and we got busy reading.

About 5 pages into the story Miles stopped me and said, "Mom...please read it regular. I don't want you to use a funny voice anymore. Just read it regular."

Booooooo.

No. Fun. Allowed.

Usually Miles is all about the silly voices and animated story telling, but not tonight. He was all business and wanted to really focus on Charlie and his ranch dog responsibilities. I'll try again another night. Wish me luck.

Oh Westy...

He earned an A for effort!