For Sale

FOR SALE

Fully loaded 18 month old. Key features:

• Thick blonde hair and stunning blue eyes
• Contagious smile
• Healthy set of lungs
• Built-in 5:45am alarm system
• Unpredictable bed time (opportunity to train!)
• Self-employed Customer Greeting Consultant at Owatonna Clinic, WalMart, and HyVee
• Verbal skills include and are limited to "mama", "daddy", "woof woof", and "more"
• Exclusive diet of 2% milk and Quaker Oatmeal Squares cereal (although not together)
• Willing to help sweep and dust
• Kisses on demand
• Extensive grunting and pointing capabilities

Package deal includes:

• Education fund (with accrued interest)
• 1 month supply of size 4 diapers and wipes
• Lifetime supply of doozas (assorted colors)
• 18 month maintenance check
• New set of tires

Comes from very loving and fairly stable home; parents are at wits end. Additional pictures available upon request. Sorry - no warranties, refunds, or exchanges.